Dadjoked by a sweet old lady!

So I delivered 3 orders of garlic knots to a little old lady tonight. I repeated the order and the total, as I always do, and the old lady tells me she was feeling a bit naughty, with a wink.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2015
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This is not the joke you're looking for.

Wife and I were making pasta yesterday and we have some garlic knot rolls in the freezer.

Her: do you want to make garlic bread?

Me: no, not really

Her: yeah I don't really want it either, you sure?

Me: it doesn't matter, it's not bread anyway ._.

Her: wat...OH GOD

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📅︎ Feb 04 2016
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Mom was telling us about Papa John's..

So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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