A list of puns related to "Garlic knot"
So I delivered 3 orders of garlic knots to a little old lady tonight. I repeated the order and the total, as I always do, and the old lady tells me she was feeling a bit naughty, with a wink.
Wife and I were making pasta yesterday and we have some garlic knot rolls in the freezer.
Her: do you want to make garlic bread?
Me: no, not really
Her: yeah I don't really want it either, you sure?
Me: it doesn't matter, it's not bread anyway ._.
Her: wat...OH GOD
So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.
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