Clarified butter is butter that
once had a doubt. Ghee, I'll show myself out.
I never understood why people liked butter, until it was clarified
I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
Someone in a supermarket is eager to join the pun-community
Is that vegetable oil?
"No I melted some butter"
"Thanks for clarifying"
I didn't understand butter until someone explained it to me ...
... now it's clarified.
