One of the butter puns I've made with a perfect setup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vetusexternus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/F34tured
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butter pun than yours

I saw a girl trying to spread butter on a bagel with a plastic spatula earlier today in my dining hall. She was struggling a little bit, so I leaned over and told her that if she just used a metal knife, she'd be able to spread that butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingernail
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2011
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My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.

But I'm on a roll now.

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I can’t believe it’s not butter!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you hear that rumor about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plebloo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Anyone here the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not gonna spread it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hondaguy1998
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Don't use raw milk to make butter

It's not worth the whisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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The aliens returned with a butter force.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?

The Reese’s was in pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.

I told her she would roux the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soflytaxidermy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Butter fly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blakey_the_snakey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...

I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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The best bakers use real butter so . . . .

there is no margarine for error.

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I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...

I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

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What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?

A Fudgina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darcys_beard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.

They said they wanted to see butterflies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I was going to tell a butter joke

But the margarine for error was too big

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Have you heard the rumor about butter?

If I told you, you might spread it around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gloompoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?

Reese’s feces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElricGreywolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I can't believevits not butter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What did the Mandalorian say whist churning butter?

This is the whey...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahlonMurder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter

How dairy

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I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonAdeAid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ajellysandwich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"

A dull evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Ray15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Due to the pandemic, we should all avoid buying butter.

Together we can stop the spread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I have a butter joke

but it will slip out of your mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohan20201234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyranders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

I really shouldn't be spreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigReeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butter-fly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The 5 stages of butter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkingamer
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β€œBack in the day...” my dad started to say. β€œYou could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well. But today...” he lamented...

β€œWherever you go, there are those darn cameras!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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This Halloween, I decided to go as a gigantic butter knife.

I was a super spreader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?

Nevermind, I’d rather not spread it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatHappyGamer96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...

AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamasushi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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Did any of you hear the rumor about butter??

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. You know, my mom doesn’t like when I tell jokes about butter but... ah heck, I’m already on a roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaden_strommer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Have you heard that rumor about butter

Well I am not gonna spread it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulScripter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well I’m not going to spread it!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kferguson98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Did you hear the joke about butter?

Well, I’m not gonna spread it.

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"Did you hear the rumor about butter?"

"Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Did you hear the joke about butter?

Well , I'm not going to spread it.

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Have you heard the rumor about butter?

Well I'm not going to spread it

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Have you heard the rumor about butter?

Nvm I shouldn’t spread it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear the rumor about butter ?

Well, I''m not going to spread it

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