Ghee Puns

A list of puns related to "Ghee"

I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."

I told him, "well, this time, you should."

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?

It’s hard to find

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👤︎ u/Acpyrus
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

I said, “Thanks for clarifying.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did Margarine get detention?

Everyone butter was on time to class.

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👤︎ u/idontgiveAdam333
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?

He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.

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👤︎ u/Aortic_Bacon
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter

Ghee-hee

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👤︎ u/Strider1001
📅︎ May 29 2020
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What can you say about a racist cow, with no toes?

Well, I would say he lacks toes and tolerance

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👤︎ u/tannerlaw
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Clarified butter is butter that

once had a doubt. Ghee, I'll show myself out.

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👤︎ u/elderoftheinternets
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Have you been to that new Indian restaurant “The Ghee Spot”?

It’s hard to find.

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👤︎ u/dotandlines
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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