What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?

I scream Cake

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📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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I was very poor growing up. On my 10th birthday we bought half a cake with 5 candles.

We put it against a mirror.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...

... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!

Happy cake day to meeeeee!

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📅︎ May 24 2020
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I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.

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📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

He was already stuffed

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👤︎ u/Bobbr23
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"

And my dad replied, "Ruff!"

I liked it but everyone else groaned

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📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Our daughter asked for a Frozen birthday cake...

So we bought her an ice cream one.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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We didn't have 19 candles. My dad said the cake was "4" my birthday.
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👤︎ u/TPWALW
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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👤︎ u/717to321
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why do we have the tradition of blowing out candles on birthday cakes?

So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Went to a friends birthday party and she had a Gucci cake

I didn’t like it, it was too rich

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👤︎ u/MillsyMB
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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My uncle ate his 76th birthday cake today...

He should have stopped eating at the first cake...

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👤︎ u/xevetv
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I wanted more candles on my birthday cake.

Oh well, there's always next year...

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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At grandpa's 80th birthday party. Cake time, cousin asked for milk followed by "What's the difference betweent 1% milk and 2%?"

Without missing a beat my uncle ( her dad) says "1%"

Simple but made the whole table laugh

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📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Dad was ordering a cake for his birthday party the lady behind the counter said what do you want it to say

Dad: happy birthday to me

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📅︎ Mar 19 2017
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Birthday Cake

A group of friends were talking about different flavors of ice cream when one asked,"Have you ever had birthday cake?"

Me: "Every year."

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👤︎ u/neaustin
📅︎ Apr 05 2017
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Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.

I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:

"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."

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📅︎ Aug 26 2014
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