As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...
"You know, one would have been enough."
Not one of my illegitimate kids sent me a birthday card....
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.
A big zero birthday for my wife this year. I made her this card.
Not your everyday birthday card
We gave my Dad a birthday card that said he could party till the cows come home.
He said he utter-ly loved it!!
Alpaca pun for this birthday card please
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
The birthday card my brother got me
My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card
She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.
She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.
Birthday card skips over opportunity to use "hoppiest" as a pun substitute for happiest
Proud dad moment... my 8yo daughter secretly made me a birthday card yesterday after I put her to bed
What did the grape say to MisterB78?
You’re such a grape dad!
Bought my dad this birthday card today, thank you Hallmark for $5 well spent!
I opened my birthday card and a load of rice fell out...
I know exactly who sent it.
It was my Uncle Ben.
I feel awful because I scolded my son after he gave me my 50th birthday card
But part of me feels justified because one would have been enough
My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.
https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9
My wife thought I was mad because the only birthday gift I received was this comically miniature playing cards.
As I handed my dad his 53rd birthday card, he said,
"You know, 1 would have been fine"
Guess what my Dad said when I handed him his 55th birthday card
He said “Thanks Son, but one would be enough”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he broke down into tears.
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m finding it hard to deal with this.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
Y’know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
Y'know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
"you know, one would have been enough"
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough."
After I gave my dad his 50th birthday card, he said to me:
“One would have been enough.”
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find it extremely difficult to deal with.
The only gift I got for my birthday is a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
You know, one would have been enough.
As I gave Dad his 60th birthday card he said to me...
"Just one would have been fine!"
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
What did Dad say after I gave him his 50th Birthday Card?
You know, one would’ve been enough!
As I handed Dad his 50th birthday card..
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said "You know, one would have been enough."
The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, DAD: You know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough."
For my birthday, all I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very difficult to deal with.
As I handed my Dad his 47th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough."
After I gave my Dad his 50th Birthday Card, he said to me,
“Fucking reposter disgrace,”
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