Foursome Puns

Hi Reddit, I'm lonesome

He didn't want to foursome.

When you have sex with 3 people, its calld Threesome, when you have sex with 4 people, its calld foursome, now i know why they call you handsome

Sorry for bad gramer!

When 4 people have sex together, it’s call a foursome. When three people have sex together its called the threesome. Now I hope you understand what is meant when people say you are handsome.

It was a foursome... Al, Jerry and Gerry. To ease confusion, we just call the (G)Jerry’s by the first letter of their name... so Jay and Gee.

Anyways, we were playing the other day and I could tell that someone was wearing cologne. Why on a golf course? I don’t know.

Now I’m kinda sensitive to odors and aromas and, sure enough, after a few holes, my eyes start to water and I start to sneeze.

I turn to Jay and say “I think I’m allergic to someone’s cologne”

Jay responds, “Hmmm, I’m not wearing cologne, it must be Al or Gee’s”

We were talking about our plans for the night.

Me: "We should have the girls over tonight."

Him: "Foursome?"

Me: "Force 'em to do what?"

"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry