Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)
Because he's got a hole in one.
Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one!
What's a golfer's favorite pastime activity?
What’s the difference between a golfer & a skydiver?
One goes whack...dammit! The other goes dammit...whack!
As a golfer, it's always better to wear 2 pairs of trousers
You know, in case you get a hole in 1
Where does the best average golfer put his golf cart?
When golfers make golf jokes
Are they just meta-fores?
My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...
Why didn't the pro shop manager require another golfer to the trio looking for a tee time?
He didn't want to foursome.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital...
... he was on a fairway to heaven.
It's always a great idea for golfers to bring an extra pair of pants when going golfing...
Just incase they get a hole in one.
A golfer tried to tell a joke...
...but the delivery was sub-par
What is the main difference between a golfer and a virgin?
The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,
I always used to wonder why golfers would shout “fore”...
Why don't golfers drive Buicks?
Because their Caddies are getting the job done.
I'm a pretty good golfer and I normally shoot in the low 80s
Any hotter than that is uncomfortable
What kind of car does a lonely golfer drive?
Golfer stung by a bee!
Friend asks " where did you get stung?" Female Golfer replies "between the first and the second hole"
Friend says "you ever think about tightening up your stance a little bit"
What is a golfers biggest fear?
What’s a golfers favorite drink?
What did the under water golfer with minor scraps and burns yell?
In local news, a golfer brought an extra pair of socks to the field today
Just in case he got a hole-in-one
My wife asked where a golfer was from
Me: I think he's from Macau
Wife: I have no idea where that is
Me: it's right near Mahorse
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants
In case they get a hole in one
Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks ?
In case they get a hole in one !
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the Golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
One goes whack "shit"
The other goes "shit" whack
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.
Incase he got a hole in one!
Why did the golfer bring an extra sock ?
Incase he got a hole in one .
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants
In case they get a hole in one
Why do golfers were two pairs of pants...
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf tournament?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
Just in case he got a hole in one
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes whack "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" whack.
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks to the field?
In case he got a hole-in-one
Why do golfers carry extra outfits?
For when they get a hole in one!
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