Golf Player Puns

A list of puns related to "Golf Player"

Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision

Because its a non contact sport

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👤︎ u/Matthew_______
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...

It was a par time job.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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Mini-golf players have no drive.
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👤︎ u/D-World
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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Why did the polo player get kicked off the golf course?

Because he was horsing a-round.

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👤︎ u/MajesticSunset7
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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My Dad just told me this one

Dad: Why do golf players wear two pairs of pants?

Me: Why dad?

Dad: In case they get a hole in one!

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👤︎ u/eyepepper
📅︎ Oct 13 2013
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My dad's amazing golf pun

My family (Canadian) were talking about the PGA and the golfer Dustin Johnson became the subject of discussion. For anyone who doesn't follow golf, Johnson has come under some scrutiny lately for:

  1. Failing drug tests, leading him to withdraw from the PGA tour.

  2. Allegedly cheating on his girlfriend Paulina Gretzky (daughter of the hockey player Wayne Gretzky)

My dad then cracks this one:

"Looks like he's no longer in the PG, eh?"

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👤︎ u/plith
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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