Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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It's a really nice drum, you can't beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodascoolson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Where does Phil Collins record his music?

In his stu-stu-studio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s the best present you can gift?

A broken drum kit.

Nobody can beat that....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michismelody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One....Anna Two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What happened when the drummer broke the rules?

He suffered the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BisexualPangolin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What's the best Christmas present money can buy?

A broken drum.

You just can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A British explorer is leading an expedition through an uncharted valley deep in Africa.

About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.

"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".

The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".

A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.

The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"

They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".

Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".

The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeb1122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Punny beats

So as a bit of a preface, I have a boss named Steve who has the most incredible ability to let puns flow like water. I'm the only one who enjoys them so I felt like I would share them with you guys.

We started talking about advertising for our store since things are slow this time of year.

Me: Why don't we make a band and just play some awesome stuff to get people to come in? BMSteve: Who is going to play the drums and who is going to look good? Coworker: I can't play anything so find someone else to do the drums BMSteve: I would play the drums, but the last time the guys told me to beat it.

Both coworkers left imediately after and 15 minutes early. I loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossman_Steve
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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My sociology teacher is the best

In class we were talking about different ceremonies about "becoming a man". The story goes that a tribe in Peru sends nine 15 year olds into the woods for three days and each has to collect a different item. After the time is up the tribe beats drums to call the boys back. When they return the shaman lays them in a circle around the fire heads pointing inwards and begins to heat up a spear. After The metal is red hot they begin to cut out and remove the boys kidneys. Of course my class asked "why?!" Mind you we are taking this story as notes. He looks at as dead in the face and says "The culture believes they will receive their adultneys" Tl;Dr cuts out children's kidneys because they think they will grow adultneys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runbabyrunforme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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My dad was on a roll at the Christmas parade last night
  1. Troupe of mimes starts a performance, turns to me: "Quiet! I wanna hear this!"
  2. Drum line guys walking around afterwards: "Why don't you take your drum and beat it!"
  3. Local art store named O'Dunn's: "Have you finished the painting yet? Are you o' dunn?"

All I could do was laugh and roll my eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SBDD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What’s the absolute best Christmas present?

A broken drum β€” you can’t beat it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What it the best Christmas gift?

A broken drum.. you can never beat it

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamWaters88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What’s the best birthday present to receive?

A broken drum. You just can’t beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acidmarkieee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum. You just can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daksa67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Just thought of the ultimate Christmas present...

... a broken drum, you can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Jonny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . . You can't beat it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What's the best birthday present?

A broken drum

Nothing can beat it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What's the best Christmas present?

A broken drum. You just can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waynz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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What's the best Christmas gift?

A broken drum. You can't beat it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmac0585
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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