Heard you all like drum puns...
I got a Zildjian of them!
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
A goat, a drums and a snake fell from a cliff
Shaquille O’Neal got PTSD when learning how to play the drums
It happened every time he tried to do a rim shot.
My 14 year old dropped this one on me - I am so proud: two snare drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Friend: “My doctor said I had to give up playing the drums.” Me: “Why?”
Friend: “He lives in the apartment below me.”
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
What's the sound an England drum set makes?
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
How do you trap a drum kit?
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.
There’s going to be serious repercussions.
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
Two drums, and a cymbal, fell off of a cliff...
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff
A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
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