Heard you all like drum puns...

I got a Zildjian of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnartist81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Heard you all like drum puns... /r/puns/comments/md1f9t/h…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnartist81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes.

And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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A goat, a drums and a snake fell from a cliff

Ba dum tssssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Shaquille O’Neal got PTSD when learning how to play the drums

It happened every time he tried to do a rim shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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My 14 year old dropped this one on me - I am so proud: two snare drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff...

Budd-a Ching!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjazmoore
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-dum-Tsss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Friend: β€œMy doctor said I had to give up playing the drums.” Me: β€œWhy?”

Friend: β€œHe lives in the apartment below me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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The drummer in our band smashed his drums

re-percussions followed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky_Boss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What's the sound an England drum set makes?

Bri-tish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gromitzy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My dad just told be a cool joke about drums

I thought I’d snare it with you guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeeeeeeeeev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I always put my money in drums

Because it’s a sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?

There were repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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How do you trap a drum kit?

Use a snare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.

There’s going to be serious repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgrasso75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?

Baa-dum-sss.

(Told by literally my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roke619
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...

tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demand404
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribbers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...

You can't beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.

Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?

Ba-dump-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euclase777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.

You just can't beat something like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What did the drum say about his childhood?

Those were the cymbaler days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Never play the same drum twice...

Or there'll be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lateronthemenjay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?

He got snared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...

It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazmatikism
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?

a conundrum

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Two drums, and a cymbal, fell off of a cliff...

Dum..Dum, Tchah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navin__R__Johnson
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopyClownGang
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.

Baa-dum-hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

BA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aizok
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A drum set fell down the stairs

Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athlestone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...

You can't beat it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathGr33nman
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..

Baa dum tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberwiz91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?

You just can’t beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shevizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Name_Is_Left
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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