What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
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︎ Oct 23 2020
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
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︎ Aug 02 2020
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
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︎ May 17 2020
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
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︎ May 23 2019
If you yell, βEncore!β at the end of a drum line performance...
... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.
I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
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︎ Oct 28 2019
βSon, please donβt start playing the drums again!β
βIf you do, there will be repercussions.β
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︎ Jun 24 2018
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.
He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
I asked my son not to play the drums ever again.
I said, βIf you do, there will be repercussions.β
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︎ Nov 29 2018
It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum
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︎ Jun 08 2017
Why was the drum teacher mad at his student?
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︎ Aug 13 2018
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Playing the drum and my 2-year-old hands me markers to drum with...
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︎ Jan 20 2019
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldnβt.
I guess Iβm just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ Jun 15 2018
What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?
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︎ Aug 11 2018
What is Bill Clintonβs VP creating if he plays the drums?
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︎ Nov 01 2018
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?
There will be repercussions.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.
I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.
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︎ Mar 25 2018
I play the marching bass drum. (xpost from /r/drumline)
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︎ Aug 22 2014
What do you call a nun playing the drums in colorado....
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︎ Jan 22 2014
What did the drum say about its drummer?
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︎ Aug 05 2014
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
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︎ May 04 2020
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
You just canβt beat it.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I got my son the best gift ever for Christmas: a broken drum!
It's a gift you just can't beat!
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︎ Dec 24 2016
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