What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?

There were repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgrasso75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A drum set fell down the stairs

Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribbers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.

Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...

You can't beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?

Ba-dump-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euclase777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What did the drum say about his childhood?

Those were the cymbaler days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Never play the same drum twice...

Or there'll be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lateronthemenjay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?

He got snared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call a police officer who plays the drums

A beat cop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NCatP_returns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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If you yell, β€œEncore!” at the end of a drum line performance...

... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.

I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...

So he put in a Rush order!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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β€œSon, please don’t start playing the drums again!”

β€œIf you do, there will be repercussions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?

When you gonna let me beat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GQclassified
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.

He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I asked my son not to play the drums ever again.

I said, β€œIf you do, there will be repercussions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum

It's unbeatable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3tal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..

BAA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why was the drum teacher mad at his student?

Beats me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBosc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Playing the drum and my 2-year-old hands me markers to drum with...

It was a colorful tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?

Ba-dum-tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DETRITUS_TROLL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?

There will be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.

I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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I play the marching bass drum. (xpost from /r/drumline)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cschmittiey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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What do you call a nun playing the drums in colorado....

a conundrum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeerded
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Why is Def Leppard the safest music to air drum to?

because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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What did the drum say about its drummer?

Beats me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zera555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...

You can't beat it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathGr33nman
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?

You just can’t beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shevizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I got my son the best gift ever for Christmas: a broken drum!

It's a gift you just can't beat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMHeenan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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