What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
If you yell, “Encore!” at the end of a drum line performance...
... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.
My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.
I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
“Son, please don’t start playing the drums again!”
“If you do, there will be repercussions.”
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat
I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.
He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.
I asked my son not to play the drums ever again.
I said, “If you do, there will be repercussions.”
It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..
Why was the drum teacher mad at his student?
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.
I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
Playing the drum and my 2-year-old hands me markers to drum with...
What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?
What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?
There will be repercussions.
My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.
I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.
I play the marching bass drum. (xpost from /r/drumline)
What do you call a nun playing the drums in colorado....
Why is Def Leppard the safest music to air drum to?
because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
What did the drum say about its drummer?
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
I got my son the best gift ever for Christmas: a broken drum!
It's a gift you just can't beat!
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