You know what they say: β€œYou’ve seen one mall, well then you’ve seen a mall”.

I’m not dad yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribrars
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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I got a haircut yesterday...

When my girlfriend saw my haircut for the first time she exclaimed, "It looks great!"

I responded, "Yeah, I didn't like it at first but it's really starting to grow on me..."

There was about three seconds of silence before I said "...get it?" and she groaned. I, of course, laughed hysterically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logancook44
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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