Batman & Robin Puns

Batman: Robin! Quick! Go get the Batmobile!

Robin: Sure thing, Batman!

A few minutes later...

Robin: The Batmobile won't start. In fact, it won't even turn over!

Batman: Check the battery.

Robin: What's a tery?

Batman: Of course not.

Robin: Batshampoo?

Batman: Okay, yes there is that.

Robin:.........

Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon

Batman can go into a store without Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got in the car

Get in the car.

I guess the "Batman" was "Robin."

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

• Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
• It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
• What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
• Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
• Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
• Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
• If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
• Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
• Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
• American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
• The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
• Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
• Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
• Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
• Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
• Rittal me this, Batman!
• Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
• Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
• If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
• When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
• You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
• Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
• Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
• Don't think Seton is

Me: Yo dad you know what would be the best idea ever?

Dad: No what?

M: What if this year we ran the Scotia half marathon in the 1960s Adam West Batman and Robin costumes?

D: Haha seriously?

M: YES

D: Okay

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My dad: "Did you hear what happened to Batman and Robin?!"

Me: "...no, what?"

Dad: "They got run over by a steamroller!"

Me: "oh God... -_-"

Dad: "Yeah! Now they're Flatman and Ribbon!"

Haha... Ha...ha

Batman: On my way, was in the bathroom.

Robin: what's a hroom?

Batman: Did you check the battery?

Robin: What's a tery?

Batman: did you check the battery?

Robin: what's a tery?

Robin: Batman, Batman, there is a problem with the Batmobile, it does not start.

Batman: Must be the battery.

Robin: What is a tery????

Batman: Check the battery.. Robin: What’s a tery?

Credit:r/whitepeopletwitter

Batman - Check the battery. Robin - What's a Tery?