“No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”
“Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.
Germ many
A HOST of reasons.
They're calling it the car owner virus.
I’m sure we’re all sick of it by now.
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Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Now I have a temporary employee infection.
It's a little hoarse.
They got it right off the bat
He sickens me
BOVID-19
Urine trouble.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
They're in pole position
It had an East infection.
It would appear he has a staff infection
It was truly bread for war.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
She's my Sepsis
Ebola Cereal
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
A heaposnotamus
It’s very noteworthy.
But the election infection takes the cake for me
Urine Trouble
I mean, the gall...
He said the best way to not get infected is to practice proper high-jeans
He came to the computer and said : " it ran someware."
Urine trouble.
...urine trouble!
Urine Trouble.
Urine trouble. 🤪
Urine trouble
