After inhaling helium, I felt lightheaded
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
Fozzie the Bear tells the ultimate dad jokes.
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Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.
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Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.
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Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.
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Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor: How fat was he? Fozzie: He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
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Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because their hot.
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What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking
Haircut
Coworker: Did you get a haircut?
Me: ah! You're right, that's why I'm feeling lightheaded today.
I waked away laughing, she had her head in her hands.
