8 Hilarious Zit Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Cheese Zits

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👤︎ u/BlakeTheMadd

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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I can turn a zit into ziti.

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👤︎ u/neverwastetheday

📅︎ Aug 14 2018

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Zit on my shoulder

Was in the kitchen walking around without my shirt, had a couple of pimples on my shoulder.

Dad: "Can I pop that zit on your shoulder?"

me: "huh?"

dad squeezes my head between his hands

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👤︎ u/Tofuuti

📅︎ Dec 28 2013

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Dad joke of sorts from Walt Duncan (Zits)

http://i.imgur.com/ylr9XKl.gif

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👤︎ u/thecaptain013

📅︎ Jun 24 2014

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What do you call it when a pill gets a zit?

A pharma-cyst

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👤︎ u/RicoSuave803

📅︎ Dec 03 2014

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A sailor goes to a doctor

Doc, I've started getting bad zits all over my ass.

Yeah, you've got a sebum problem.

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👤︎ u/Lmao-Ze-Dong

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...

“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.

Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?

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👤︎ u/wertw3t

📅︎ Jan 27 2018

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