Cheese Zits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlakeTheMadd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I can turn a zit into ziti.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neverwastetheday
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Zit on my shoulder

Was in the kitchen walking around without my shirt, had a couple of pimples on my shoulder.

Dad: "Can I pop that zit on your shoulder?"

me: "huh?"

dad squeezes my head between his hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tofuuti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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Dad joke of sorts from Walt Duncan (Zits)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecaptain013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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What do you call it when a pill gets a zit?

A pharma-cyst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RicoSuave803
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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A sailor goes to a doctor

Doc, I've started getting bad zits all over my ass.

Yeah, you've got a sebum problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmao-Ze-Dong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...

β€œI’ll give you some cream to put on that”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.

Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wertw3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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