All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion
Frick, that's what I like to hear
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
Why wouldn't the Army cook ever serve cake, ice cream or pies?
He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.
If the queen gets this virus....
We could be in for a corona-tion not long after!
How does a waterfowl reach a conclusion?
through in-Duck-tion
Why does swearing cause heated discussions?
Because thereβs a lot of FRICK-tion
Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
All of my previous girlfriends gifted me a homemade blanket at some point.
I've got a pretty good col-ex-tion going on.
