What do you call a knight doctor that drains many abscesses?
Sir Lancelot
I had bunch of lumps on my skin
My friends started freaking out. They wouldn’t stop either. So I said “ I incyst you don’t abscess over this
I had a tooth ache.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
What did the doctor say to the nurse that was attractive to the patient with the staph infection?
Why are you so abscess-ed with him?
My dad, everyone.
So here's a little info to understand the joke. My dad has a giant abscess on his arm, and my grandpa found out from a friend that if you put a potato slice on your abscess, it will come to a head or something. So here's what happened. Grandpa:" go tell your dad to put a potato on his arm. "
- I walk to dad's bedroom to tell him that * Me: "ummm grandpa says to put a potato on your arm." Okay so for some reason, my dad must've taken it as a silly insult so he proceeds to say "oh yeah? Well tell him i said to stick a carrot to his head!" I don't know why it was so funny but oh Lord it was.
