So my friend said he had a test with 17 questions on it. I responded, that's a odd number of questions on a test.
Crew: I I Captain.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
She literally could not even
Because they can’t even.
I could’ve sworn she was checking me out.
He’ll stop at NOTHING to avoid them!
I got really upset until I realized I work from home and I am the only one home.
All the others are non-binary
She's a countess.
At least for the four-seeable future.
Usher responds: “10-Q”
Man responds: “You’re welcome. Now what’s my seat number?”
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
I asked him "where's your number 1?"
He said "in the toilet"
I'm so proud!
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
The neighbor of the beast...
It was radical
Thanks for nothing
Because everything around them is negative
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Cuz they literally can’t even
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
Now she's a small medium at large.
My boss just can't taller eight it
Not on my watch.
Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.
Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.
I'm always rooting for you
A Roamin' Numeral.
(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)
Everyone stay safe and healthy!
It’s called pseudo-ku.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
“Thanks for nothing.”
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
