What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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Digital clocks

The answer to the riddle β€˜What has two hands but no arms?’ Will eventually be lost in time.

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I love large digital clocks.

They are a sign of the times.

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I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...

And that's the bottom line.

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Every time dad sees a digital 24 hour clock at quarter past 8 in the evening he says...

"It's that time of the year again!"

Roll on 2060...

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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?

You're not very handy.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look grandpa, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandpa clock?

β€œLook grandpa NO hands!”

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Digital clocks...

They're just a sign of the times.

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