tap on the screen
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?
Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I heard about this one guy who could only see through screens
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Tap on the screen
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...
Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"
I'm only 20 please help
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My wife screens patients for breast cancer
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, βwhat are you doing?β
He said, βIβm back to school!β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Tap on the screen.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Something's wrong with my touch screen.
I canβt put my finger on it.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Why did my computer screen freeze
Cause it didnβt have a thick enough coat
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︎ Apr 23 2020
A true screen shot
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Double tap on your screen.
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︎ May 26 2017
Mods are asleep, upvote perfectly cut screen
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
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︎ Mar 04 2020
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
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︎ Dec 15 2019
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read βFree Wi-Fiβ
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︎ Sep 07 2019
My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldnβt think of what to write.
I told her she must of been literary exhausted.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didnβt install windows.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?
Looks like the jokeβs on me
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Double tap on your screen
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︎ Apr 13 2018
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Butt the screen has a crack on it?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?
They fear that they may dye alone.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
This screen protector is in cracking shape!
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Son: I scratched my phone's screen
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why does banana have to wear sun screen?
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︎ Oct 01 2018
I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I screen'd this a long time ago because I was so proud
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︎ Sep 05 2018
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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︎ May 25 2018
Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....
The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.
To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".
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︎ Mar 02 2019
My son has been moving fire wood to earn screen time and keeps asking how much he has done
So I just asked if he wanted a log book to keep track.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Ew, There's Whale Semen All Over My Screen!
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︎ Apr 28 2015
Each Avenger on average can only have about 10 minutes of screen time.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
(Girlfriend talking about spring cleaning) Does your window even have screens?
Yeah, I have like three tabs open.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Church sign: Godβs son-screen prevents sin burn
Possibly the worst one Iβve ever seen..
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
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