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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Jude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?

Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/212lefty9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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I heard about this one guy who could only see through screens

He had television.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2021
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Tap on the screen

🚰

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...

It's my New Year's resolution.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rose-Fairy-Fun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hallower87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?

Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small

It took us a while to work out a proper resolution

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/faisalz8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...

Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"

I'm only 20 please help

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heey_its_Ben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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My wife screens patients for breast cancer

What a great boob job.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, β€œwhat are you doing?”

He said, β€œI’m back to school!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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Tap on the screen.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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Something's wrong with my touch screen.

I can’t put my finger on it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Why did my computer screen freeze

Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MOTHERFUCKINDOOMGUY
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2020
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A true screen shot
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/--LegitimateSalt--
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2019
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Double tap on your screen.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GamerGav09
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2017
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Mods are asleep, upvote perfectly cut screen
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maggi_mix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild

the acting president?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rover359
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jskell89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2019
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A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read β€œFree Wi-Fi”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/squirrelboii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2019
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My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldn’t think of what to write.

I told her she must of been literary exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ptolemy222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...

She shudders to think...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2020
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I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.

It was paneless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?

Looks like the joke’s on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aphotdog95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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Double tap on your screen
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2018
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?

Detached retina

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2018
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Butt the screen has a crack on it?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ismoketears
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?

80HD

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?

They fear that they may dye alone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
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This screen protector is in cracking shape!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gam1ngChair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2019
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Son: I scratched my phone's screen

Dad: Was it itchy?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shmibbles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2019
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Why does banana have to wear sun screen?

Because they peel!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesexiestofthemall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2018
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I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...

But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inaudience
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2019
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I screen'd this a long time ago because I was so proud
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Kyri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2018
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At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tritops2018
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2018
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Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....

The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.

To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spyrulfyre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2019
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My son has been moving fire wood to earn screen time and keeps asking how much he has done

So I just asked if he wanted a log book to keep track.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/novexnz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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Ew, There's Whale Semen All Over My Screen!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IndieGengar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2015
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Each Avenger on average can only have about 10 minutes of screen time.

That's a little mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttengine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2019
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(Girlfriend talking about spring cleaning) Does your window even have screens?

Yeah, I have like three tabs open.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn

Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NFSpace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2018
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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