He needs a new screen protector I think
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...
Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"
I'm only 20 please help
My wife screens patients for breast cancer
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
Something's wrong with my touch screen.
I can’t put my finger on it.
Why did my computer screen freeze
Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
Mods are asleep, upvote perfectly cut screen
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read “Free Wi-Fi”
My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldn’t think of what to write.
I told her she must of been literary exhausted.
Double tap on your screen.
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.
What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?
Looks like the joke’s on me
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?
Double tap on your screen
Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?
They fear that they may dye alone.
Butt the screen has a crack on it?
What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?
This screen protector is in cracking shape!
I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
Son: I scratched my phone's screen
Why does banana have to wear sun screen?
I screen'd this a long time ago because I was so proud
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....
The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.
To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".
My son has been moving fire wood to earn screen time and keeps asking how much he has done
So I just asked if he wanted a log book to keep track.
Each Avenger on average can only have about 10 minutes of screen time.
(Girlfriend talking about spring cleaning) Does your window even have screens?
Yeah, I have like three tabs open.
Don't run into the screen door
Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn
Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..
Ew, There's Whale Semen All Over My Screen!
I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time
I just love synchronised Schwimmers
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
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