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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Jude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Tap on the screen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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He needs a new screen protector I think
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_its_shayan_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...

It's my New Year's resolution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rose-Fairy-Fun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?

Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small

It took us a while to work out a proper resolution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faisalz8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hallower87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...

Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"

I'm only 20 please help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heey_its_Ben
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My wife screens patients for breast cancer

What a great boob job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, β€œwhat are you doing?”

He said, β€œI’m back to school!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Something's wrong with my touch screen.

I can’t put my finger on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Tap on the screen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Tap on the screen...

Tap on the screen...

I hope this is allowed here...πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why did my computer screen freeze

Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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LSD Screen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesmodeset
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild

the acting president?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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A true screen shot
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Mods are asleep, upvote perfectly cut screen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maggi_mix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskell89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...

She shudders to think...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read β€œFree Wi-Fi”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squirrelboii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldn’t think of what to write.

I told her she must of been literary exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ptolemy222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Double tap on your screen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerGav09
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.

It was paneless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?

Looks like the joke’s on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aphotdog95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?

80HD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Double tap on your screen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?

They fear that they may dye alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Butt the screen has a crack on it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismoketears
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?

Detached retina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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This screen protector is in cracking shape!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gam1ngChair
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...

But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inaudience
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Son: I scratched my phone's screen

Dad: Was it itchy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmibbles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why does banana have to wear sun screen?

Because they peel!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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I screen'd this a long time ago because I was so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Kyri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tritops2018
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....

The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.

To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spyrulfyre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My son has been moving fire wood to earn screen time and keeps asking how much he has done

So I just asked if he wanted a log book to keep track.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novexnz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Each Avenger on average can only have about 10 minutes of screen time.

That's a little mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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(Girlfriend talking about spring cleaning) Does your window even have screens?

Yeah, I have like three tabs open.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Don't run into the screen door

You'll strain yourself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/withaph64
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn

Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NFSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Ew, There's Whale Semen All Over My Screen!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndieGengar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2015
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I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time

I just love synchronised Schwimmers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathaMeticulous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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