Can you guess all Tat toe puns? (I can only figure out 7 outtoe 10 of them)
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
- 13 year old daughter
My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.
Mitosis!
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!
It hurts like the Dickens >_<
Who do you call when you break your toe?
A tow truck
What do you get when your sensitive and overly dramatic sister stubs her toe?
A crisis
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
Fouchy!
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
That's mitosis
I had a friend who lost a toe in an accident.
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
I had a girlfriend in high school that I dumped when I found out she was missing a toe on her left foot...
I guess that makes me lack-toes intolerant.
So I broke my toe today
my grandad said that next time, I should call a toe truck.
Why did the redguard break his toe?
Because his hammerfell on it
My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed
Although it looked good on paper
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
Darn it!
What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?
"It Hertz!!!!"
I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...
In other words, a pedi-file.
Why did he make fun of the guy who lost his big toe?
He's lacktoes-intolerant.
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck”
They were angry that I used fowl language
Sent my husband for a bandaid for my daughter’s toe. She asked what was on it as I put it on her, and I said “it looks like Olaf”, to which my husband replied...
“I think you mean Toe-laf”.
What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out
What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?
Ow! That's my toe sis!
What do I call a guy with rubber toe
A guy with rubber toe
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe
Roberto
What do monsters say when they stub their toe?
Crack - a - toe - a!
From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
Oh my toe sis!
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
