What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Did anybody lose a roll of $50 bills in a rubber band?
I just found the rubber band
Son: This rubber ball is awesome!!
Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys
I don't know how it got pregnant I used a rubber.
I once went to the CNN broadcasting station. They had an aquarium full of rubber amphibians.
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene
Rubber ducky
A friend when you're in hot water
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him “Fuck that.”
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
What do you call a duck with a condom?
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?
Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.
(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
Dad jokes are like rubber
They’re usually a bit of a stretch
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?
I told my friend a this joke about a rubber bandrubbers
A man enters a bar....
A man dressed in rubber boots, orange overalls, yellow hard hat with a light on, blacked up face and a canary on his shoulder walks into a pub. The whole pub goes silent and everyone stares at him for a few seconds then carries on what they were doing. It was only a miner distraction.
What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?
Should slippers with rubber soles be called antislippers?
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Go make me a rubber sandwich
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Make me a rubber sandwich and make it snappy
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