7 Hilarious Sleeveless Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

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👤︎ u/jared_mack_steffen

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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Why did the right wing daddy not stop his daughter from going out in a sleeveless dress?

Because he recognized her right to bare arms.

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👤︎ u/jarvedttudd

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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What can be said about a person with an obsession for sleeveless jackets?

They have a vested interest.

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👤︎ u/Hephsters

📅︎ Aug 23 2017

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What do you call a box of Altoids in the pocket of a sleeveless jacket?

Investments

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👤︎ u/BearGuru

📅︎ Dec 04 2017

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I tried to hire a crocodile private eye wearing a sleeveless jacket.

But I couldn't find one so I got an in-vest-a-gator instead.

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway

📅︎ Aug 16 2017

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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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👤︎ u/jared_mack_steffen

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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