Laughing in VAIN.
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👤︎ u/cttonbrze
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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My Half Horse friend is so vain

He always has to be the centaur of attention

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📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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I would tell you a joke about veins, but I'm afraid it would be in vain.
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👤︎ u/NeekleNKL
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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All the 70s solo female artists seem extremely vain to me.

They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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I hate all 1970s female solo singers because of how vain they are.

They are a bunch of pre-Madonnas

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📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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What does a vain woodworker with a lisp say to the mirror each morning?

I am in love with my shelf.

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📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.

So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill

A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill on his bike, when he is met by a good Samaritan in a car. The guy offers him a long rope to tow him up the hill and the cyclist gratefully accepts. By the time they get to the top of the hill, the guy driving forgets he is towing the cyclist and heads on to the highway, with the poor cyclist ringing his bell in vain. In the meantime, a couple see them drive past their car on the highway and the wife turns to her husband:

"Wow, that car's going pretty fast, isn't it?" The husband replies, "the car?! Look at the cyclist behind him! He's going so fast he's ringing the bell to get the car to move out of the way!"

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📅︎ May 06 2020
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What did one deoxygenated blood cell say to the other?

We're all in vain

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery

but my friends say I'm too vain

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👤︎ u/Sposhal
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Sad news.

At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Dios Mios!

Son: Don't say the lord's name in vain!

Dad: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!

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📅︎ Aug 30 2015
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I find most 70s solo female artists extremely vain.

They are a bunch of pre madonnas.

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📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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I dislike most 70’s female solo artists because they appear vain.

They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.

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📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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