15 Hilarious Egotistic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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What number is the most egotistical?

sqrt(-1)

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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Why are autocannibals so egotistical?

Because they're full of themselves.

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👤︎ u/fancychxn

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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My friend is an egotistical chef. He’s created this new dish he’s calling his “opus”.

But it’s actually just mixed-up soup.

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Feb 09 2018

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Two egotists started a fight.

It was an I. for an I.

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👤︎ u/JazzPhobic

📅︎ May 24 2019

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During a trial, the judge called me egotistical and conceited.

I am appealing.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 27 2018

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My umbrella broke and wouldn't close, it started acting all egotistical and conceited.

You might even say it was stuck up!

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👤︎ u/Owens2k3

📅︎ Oct 27 2018

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If my balls are the same size, are they called egotistical?

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👤︎ u/Tamer_

📅︎ Sep 18 2013

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Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It’s always at the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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Out of all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 26 2020

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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 09 2020

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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

Because it is the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 24 2019

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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

Because it is the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 03 2018

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