Believing Puns

A list of puns related to "Believing"

I converted my conservative father into believing social democracy.

He Left now.

Haven't seen him since.

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👤︎ u/TheseOats
📅︎ Jun 08 2022
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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Just finished listening to "Don't Stop Believing".

It's been quite a journey.

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👤︎ u/TheSquiggleMan
📅︎ Dec 19 2021
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Ancestry.com tried to fool me into believing that I'm Swedish, but I refuse to believe it...

...I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Oct 03 2021
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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible

Makes you an eighth theist.

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👤︎ u/avigyan_33
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts

For they cannot lie

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ May 02 2021
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After browsing recipes on Reddit, I come away believing there’s only one way to prepare my chicken.

You should breddit.

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👤︎ u/tmarsee530
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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I now stop believing that the customer's right

But now the customers left

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👤︎ u/little_asian_man_89
📅︎ Oct 31 2016
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I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free wifi.

I remember the ad saying: Internyet.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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My dad, believing I cheated, grounded me and scribbled out all the A's on my report card

It was degrading

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible

Makes you an eighth theist.

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👤︎ u/DeadlySocks
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly woke up to “Don’t stop Believing.”

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Bilbo Baggins woke up suddenly to “Don’t stop believing!”

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing.”

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up to the song Don’t Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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