What has four legs, green fur, and if it drops on you from a tree, will kill you?
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I'm a fur eel
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︎ Jul 30 2021
I'm going to open a guanaco fur sleepwear warehouse with my mom.
We'll call it "Mama's Llama Pajamarama"
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︎ Sep 01 2021
What did the rabbit use to make his fur nice and shiny?
Hare tonic (hat tip Bugs Bunny)
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︎ Sep 24 2021
What kind of fur can irritate your skin?
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︎ Sep 10 2021
I accidentally took my cats meds this morning...
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︎ Oct 24 2021
Here's an interesting story of how I have a black thick furred animal with short tail that walks on soles of its feet
The story is long ,bear with me
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︎ Jul 02 2021
People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
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︎ May 20 2021
A hare, a bunny and a rabbi walk into a blood donation camp
The rabbi says I'm probably a Type O
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︎ Oct 03 2021
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.
She looks totally wicket in it.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What does a rapper who grew up on a farm do to maintain their credibility?
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︎ Oct 22 2021
Do bears have any fur on their butts?
No, theyβre straight up beare-assed.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
What kind of sports cars do cats drive?
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︎ Oct 02 2021
*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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︎ May 29 2019
A man with muscular furred limbs and claws walks into a bar
The bartender gives the man a funny look then the man says:
"What? I have the right to bear arms".
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Whatβs the dumbest animal in the Amazon rainforest?
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︎ Jun 09 2021
When my Himalayan friend told his son to go sheer a yak's fur, the son replied...
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Whenever I go fur trapping...
I bring my beaver cleaver.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Think I've created a three fer
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︎ May 21 2021
Whatβs the worst part of giving a cat a bath?
Getting all the fur off your tongue.
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︎ Oct 01 2021
What do you call a bear with no fur?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Where do dogs lose the most fur?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I bearly finished my fur-st meme
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What happened to Steven Spielberg when he went camping in Yellowstone and didn't bring a bear bag?
He had some Close Encounters of the Furred Kind.
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︎ Aug 17 2021
Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket
Seriously, who else would werewolf?
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︎ Dec 07 2018
My girlfriend's cat always steals my spot on the bed, it makes me FUR-ious
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︎ Aug 26 2019
i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water
needless to say, shawty got l'eau
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︎ Sep 02 2016
Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?
She wanted to be the miss in lynx
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Fur those who teach
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︎ Aug 30 2018
Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...
βCos theyβd look silly in anoraks.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a rabbit thatβs losing its fur?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Friend: "Ugh, this stupid christian fur is blocking my video game!"
Me: "You mean the Cross-hair?"
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Which mystical creature has the softest fur?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur
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︎ Jul 23 2018
100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
- Allow => A-meow
- Apology => A-paw-logy
- Appalling => A-paw-ling
- Attitude => Cat-titude
- Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
- Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
- Because => Be-claws
- Before => Be-fur
- Bother => Bo-fur
- Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
- Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
- Catch => Cat-ch
- Clever => Claw-ver
- Confusing => Con-fur-sing
- Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
- Different => Dif-fur-rent
- Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
- Familiar => Fur-miliar
- Feeling => Feline
- For => Fur
- For real => Fur real
- Forever => Fur-ever
- Forget => Fur-get
- Fortunate => Fur-tunate
- Forward => Fur-ward
- Friend => Fur-end
- Furious => Fur-ious
- Further => Fur-ther
- Get or Got => Cat
- Help me out => Help meow-t
- History => Hiss-tory
- Hysterical => Hiss-terical
- Inferior => In-fur-ior
- Kidding me => Kitten me
- Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
- Literally => Litter-ally
- Literature => Litter-a-ture
- Lost => Claw-st
- Lying => Lion
- Magnificent => Meow-nificent
- Marvellous => Meow-velous
- Minimum => Mew-nimum
- Misery => Mew-sery
- Moment => Mew-ment
- Mountain => Meow-ntain
- Move => Mew-v
- Music => Mew-sic
- Musician => Meow-sician
- Never => Nev-fur
- New => Mew
- Now => Meow
- Over => Ov-fur
- Paper => Pay-purr
- Pardon me => Paw-don me
- Pause => Paws
- Perfect => Purr-fect
- Perhaps => Purr-haps
- Permission => Purr-mission
- Person => Purr-son
- Personal => Purr-sonal
- Persuasion => Purr-suasion
- Places => Purr-laces
- Please => Paw-lease
- Portable => Paw-table
- Positive => Paw-sitive
- Possibility => Paw-sibility
- Possibly => Paw-sibly
- Precious => Purr-ecious
- Prefer => Paw-fer
- Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
- Pretty => Purr-ty
- Priceless => Purr-iceless
- Prince => Purr-ince
- Princess => Purr-incess
- Puns => Purr-ns
- Purpose => Purr-pose
- Referring => Re-fur-ing
- Respond => Res-paw-nd
- Simple => Sim-paw-le
- Suffer => Suf-fur
- Superior => Su-purr-ior
- Tale => Tail
- Talent => Tail-ent
- Tell => Tail
- Thatβs all => Catβs all
- Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
- Very => Furry
- Whenever => Whene-fur
- Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
- You => Mew
- Apologize => A-paw-logize
- First => Furr-st
- How are you? => Meow are mew?
- Morning => Meowrning
- Phon
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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur
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︎ May 20 2018
What do rabbits use to keep their fur in place?
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Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
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Which side of a cat has the most fur?
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