People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave

Turns out he was just decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Ross
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...

He is a ware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What’s the dumbest animal in the Amazon rainforest?

The polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grublets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.

She looks totally wicket in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Think I've created a three fer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jusumdood
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Do bears have any fur on their butts?

No, they’re straight up beare-assed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?

As fur away as you can get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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A man with muscular furred limbs and claws walks into a bar

The bartender gives the man a funny look then the man says: "What? I have the right to bear arms".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuttingEdge132
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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When my Himalayan friend told his son to go sheer a yak's fur, the son replied...

"Sherpa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levilheaded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Whenever I go fur trapping...

I bring my beaver cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Don't you hate when your catpet starts shedding fur? v.redd.it/0su91v3qc5131
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I've always heard that it's hard to give cats baths

But I tried it and it was wonderful! My cat LOVED it! And it was fun for me too!

The fur stuck to my tongue a little bit, but overall, I recommend it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmr_fudd
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What do you call a bear with no fur?

Bear-naked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpearson008
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?

Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.

Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!

I walked right into that one lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuaquiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Where do dogs lose the most fur?

The shed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?

She wanted to be the miss in lynx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkJizo-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My girlfriend's cat always steals my spot on the bed, it makes me FUR-ious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasmineFoxie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I bearly finished my fur-st meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackmickpalmer1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket

Seriously, who else would werewolf?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...

β€˜Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a rabbit that’s losing its fur?

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moothane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Fur those who teach
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water

needless to say, shawty got l'eau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside

I guess she is more of a house cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limehulio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Friend: "Ugh, this stupid christian fur is blocking my video game!"

Me: "You mean the Cross-hair?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Which mystical creature has the softest fur?

The were-wool-f.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur

It was a hot purr suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.

So I had to jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLL_Motives
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geng_r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • Literature => Litter-a-ture
  • Lost => Claw-st
  • Lying => Lion
  • Magnificent => Meow-nificent
  • Marvellous => Meow-velous
  • Minimum => Mew-nimum
  • Misery => Mew-sery
  • Moment => Mew-ment
  • Mountain => Meow-ntain
  • Move => Mew-v
  • Music => Mew-sic
  • Musician => Meow-sician
  • Never => Nev-fur
  • New => Mew
  • Now => Meow
  • Over => Ov-fur
  • Paper => Pay-purr
  • Pardon me => Paw-don me
  • Pause => Paws
  • Perfect => Purr-fect
  • Perhaps => Purr-haps
  • Permission => Purr-mission
  • Person => Purr-son
  • Personal => Purr-sonal
  • Persuasion => Purr-suasion
  • Places => Purr-laces
  • Please => Paw-lease
  • Portable => Paw-table
  • Positive => Paw-sitive
  • Possibility => Paw-sibility
  • Possibly => Paw-sibly
  • Precious => Purr-ecious
  • Prefer => Paw-fer
  • Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
  • Pretty => Purr-ty
  • Priceless => Purr-iceless
  • Prince => Purr-ince
  • Princess => Purr-incess
  • Puns => Purr-ns
  • Purpose => Purr-pose
  • Referring => Re-fur-ing
  • Respond => Res-paw-nd
  • Simple => Sim-paw-le
  • Suffer => Suf-fur
  • Superior => Su-purr-ior
  • Tale => Tail
  • Talent => Tail-ent
  • Tell => Tail
  • That’s all => Cat’s all
  • Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
  • Very => Furry
  • Whenever => Whene-fur
  • Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
  • You => Mew
  • Apologize => A-paw-logize
  • First => Furr-st
  • How are you? => Meow are mew?
  • Morning => Meowrning
  • Phon
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyl327
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur

Would that be faux paus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappattacka
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What do rabbits use to keep their fur in place?

Hare bands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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If I were to make a MΓΆbius strip out of black and white dog fur,

would it result in eternal Dalmation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur.

Apartheid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Cat showers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dude309
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What would satin's name be if he was a furry?

lucifur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydramanium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Very proud of my five year old daughter. My wife screamed with a sound of absolute terror while in the shower earlier. I find out that she saw a few hairs together, thought it was a giant bug, and temporarily lost her mind. My daughter asked why she screamed...

...so I told her that her mom saw a few hairs fall out of her head and freaked out.

My daughter responds, completely deadpan, "mom had rabbits falling out of her head?"

She's going to be a great dad one day.

Edit: skipped a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftHandedToe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Puurfectly balanced as all things should be
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I think there’s a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because he’s always trolling animal rights activists.

Dante’s in fur now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagNolYa-Ralf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Which side of a cat has the most fur?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tydugusa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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