I made a pencil with 2 erasers today

It was pointless

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📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.

It was pointless.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why can't pencils and erasers move?

Because they're stationery.

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📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.

But I didn't see the point.

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers

She said "what's the point?"

My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.

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📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What did the pencil say to the eraser?

Take me to your ruler!

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👤︎ u/gj2z
📅︎ May 12 2019
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A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

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👤︎ u/ucom1
📅︎ May 01 2018
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Scientists could make a pencil with both sides as erasers..

But what would be the point?

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📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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I tried to make a pencil with erasers on both ends...

...but then, I realized it was pointless.

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👤︎ u/Jimmel1232
📅︎ May 09 2016
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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I've decided to marry a pencil.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The ruler.

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📅︎ Jun 09 2016
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I just pulled my first dadjoke on my girlfriend

I was helping her do some initial pencil line work for a painting that she is working on, and she said to me "I don't know where my kneaded eraser went." To which I responded, "Well, I guess it was needed elsewhere."

She looked me dead in the eyes and just said, "You disgust me."

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👤︎ u/devbang
📅︎ Feb 18 2015
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I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.

But it was pointless.

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📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless...

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📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless.

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👤︎ u/emmkat24
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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"I made a pencil with two erasers."

"It was pointless."

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📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

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👤︎ u/waddoheck
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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