A list of puns related to "Eraser"

I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.

But it was pointless.

Why can't pencils and erasers move?

Because they're stationery.

What did the blackboard say to the eraser when they broke up?

Canβt we just chalk about it?

I named my eraser Confidence...

Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.

But I didn't see the point.

I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers

She said "what's the point?"

My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.

If you like whiteboard erasers but not blackboard erasers...

...are you erasist?

So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES

When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it

Technically erasers are drawbacks

When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...

"I'm decomposing."

I'll use a calculator, I'll use a protractor, I'll use an eraser, and I'll use a compass...

But a ruler? That's where I draw the line.

A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

Scientists could make a pencil with both sides as erasers..

But what would be the point?

I tried to make a pencil with erasers on both ends...

...but then, I realized it was pointless.

My Dad when I ask for an eraser.

We didn't make mistakes when I was a kid.

I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless...

I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless.

"I made a pencil with two erasers."

"It was pointless."

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

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