Can’t we just chalk about it?
When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it
Take me to your ruler!
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
I am remarkable!
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁
That's remarkable!
The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"
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Kroger
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Wal-Mart
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Lucky's
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Whole Foods
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Winn Dixie
etc, etc
My dad couldn't resist the urge, and so, he shouted out:
"That's remarkable!"
Decided to quit while I was a head.
That's remarkable!
It was completely remarkable!
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
I was helping her do some initial pencil line work for a painting that she is working on, and she said to me "I don't know where my kneaded eraser went." To which I responded, "Well, I guess it was needed elsewhere."
She looked me dead in the eyes and just said, "You disgust me."
They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.
When Mozart’s grave was exhumed the found him holding his sheet music and an eraser. He was de-composing.
Holding up a dry erase board with the number on it in Roman numerals XIX. Someone asked what number it was and he says: "oh whoops, I got it upside down", and he flips it over.
He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"
Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.
Sei ich in einem langweiligen französisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"
Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster
Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun
Why was the Eraser sent to the head masters office?
He was being eraseist.
There were all sorts of wonderful things, but the most amazing thing there was the dry erase board. Those things are remarkable.
On my surgery clerkship, rounding on patients with the chief surgeon. Fellow student accidentally knocks over an eraser from a chalkboard.
Surgeon: Watch where you're going. Surgery is not a game.
Student: But Operation is.
Everyone laughs, except the surgeon.
Student: I'm going to fail my rotation now aren't I?
I ordered a l dry erase calendar from Amazon, and it arrived today. My wife got the package asked me "Honey, did you order something off of Amazon?" Me "oh yeah, it's my penis enlarger" Her "ha ha. It's a really big box" Me "damnit, they sent the wrong thing"
I found myself using my eraser and shaking the beers on the table which made a loud annoying sound. So, I picked them up, and put them on the floor, and said "you're grounded"!
I just made a dad joke while doing a dad action. I'm going to make a great dad, so watch out ladies.
We were in class and my friend saw my eraser on the desk. He then takes out his own eraser.
Friend: Look at your eraser, so dirty and old whereas mine is so clean and pure.
Me: Don't be e-racist
Friend: ...
I was so happy that day.
I have a daughter who turns 4 next month. Tonight we were out with my dad for dinner and went back to his house after, where my daughter sat down with a dry erase book to practice making numbers. She drew a scraggly 7, a rough 8, then began making a 10. I told her she forgot the 9. Without missing a beat my dad pipes in "that's because 7 8 9!".
I walked right into it.
Boss was pointing out the new dry erase boards in the conference room and asked what we thought of them.
Me: "They're pretty remarkable"
The simultaneous groan from everyone in the room made my victory that much sweeter.
Not really a joke, but it sure made me laugh.
A few days ago I was working on an essay about Harriet Tubman. I finished it Wednesday night and left it in the kitchen overnight. At some point during the nighttime my father erased one of my sentences. It was something like, "New York responded to this incident with outrage, with most sympathizing with Tubman over her economic hardships."
He replaced it with, "Harriet Tubman wrote the first draft of the film The Parent Trap on the back of a Carls Jr. sandwich wrapper." I didn't check the paper before turning it in.
My teacher was not amused.
The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.
Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"
Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "
It’s remarkable.
They are absolutely remarkable
It's remarkable.
The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
...the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
The dry erase board is the most remarkable.
