Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
It’s remarkable!
Because it heard that they were remarkable...
"That's remarkable"
I write a pun of the day on the chalkboard where I work and was hoping you guys had some puns that are unique and not very mainstream
I was scanning a lady’s items at work yesterday, when the horrid sound of thousand finger nails running down a thousand chalkboards is heard nearby. It was a lady pushing a broken cart around. The customer I was checking out said “wow sounds like the cart needs to be retired”, to which I replied “ma’am, that cart works in a grocery store, it’s not retiring anytime soon.”. She didn’t laugh.
Woke up to a message, on our family chalkboard, left by my 15 y.o. daughter.
"Mornings are no fun when you have to get up at six or earlier."
I replyed:
"That's why they call it mourning."
I can already hear her eyes rolling.
On my surgery clerkship, rounding on patients with the chief surgeon. Fellow student accidentally knocks over an eraser from a chalkboard.
Surgeon: Watch where you're going. Surgery is not a game.
Student: But Operation is.
Everyone laughs, except the surgeon.
Student: I'm going to fail my rotation now aren't I?
