I've put a wooden desk and a blackboard up in my bedroom.

To make it more classy.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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The professor had used the entire blackboard for the lecture

The blackboard is now chalk-full of information

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📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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What did the blackboard say to the eraser when they broke up?

Can’t we just chalk about it?

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📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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If you like whiteboard erasers but not blackboard erasers...

...are you erasist?

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📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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If you got anxious while diagramming sentences at the blackboard,...

you were parsed tense.

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👤︎ u/Nyckname
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Blackboards were around long before the invention of whiteboards in the '60s...

Both are highly remarkable inventions. Chalk that up to man's ingenuity.

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📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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This coffee shop's blackboard imgur.com/1G21z6P
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📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

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📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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When I was a kid we had blackboards now you kids use whiteboards.

The eracism is getting worse.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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Arts teacher draws class portrait on blackboard

Now the entire student body is in chalk.

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👤︎ u/gone4011s
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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👤︎ u/Fyrefrog25
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

...the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Im a big fan of whiteboards

They are quite re-markable

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👤︎ u/ChetBullar
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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How do blackboards communicate?

They chalk to each other

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📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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Whiteboards are ......

Remarkable

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📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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