A list of puns related to "Printed"
Who wants some?
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
Tomorrow, Iβm going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
But it gets the point across
When people watch me drive by theyβll say βLook at that S-car-goβ
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
But there are no leads.
Then greeted him βItβs December.β
Me; "What are you wearing??" Dad; "its my crop top"
It was sack religious
So they can Scandinavian.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
I, however, am in the Menorah tee.
But it's just a crying shame none of them are called "Daddy Issues"
Finally, some character development!
Backstory: I play in a small band that does a "tour" of southern Wisconsin every year. The bands name is the Petty Thieves. This is my first year with them, but every year they come up with a tour name and make nice t-shirts and material with the tour name on them. Last two tour names were "Sticky Fingers" and "Busted!" We are looking for something related to the band name. Something clever and crime related. If it has mild sexual innuendo, all the better, but not overtly obscene. Some tour names we came up with are: Five Finger Discount, Backdoor Tour, Snatching Kisses, Kissing Snatches, Robbing the Cradle, Something something Miss Demeanors, Spread 'em, Felonious Funk, Unlawful Entry, Rhymes against Humanity, etc...
If you have anything punny, please throw it out there. Top 3 upvoted names get reddit gold. If we use your tour name, I'l send you the tshirt. Thanks kind sirs!
Largely for comedic purposes.
Who wants some?
So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
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