I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest

Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forko23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?

..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I printed this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Wife needed a protractor so she printed one out. It wasn't perfect

But it gets the point across

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyR6Guy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered β€œS”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the β€œS”s, the snail replied:

When people watch me drive by they’ll say β€œLook at that S-car-go”

(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemaleDadClone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Printed two copies of a bear picture and gave it to my son today.

Then greeted him β€œIt’s December.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HauntedMotive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*

Me; "What are you wearing??" Dad; "its my crop top"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I got the entire Quran printed on a burlap bag

It was sack religious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Why do Norway's naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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My 3-d printed she-shed by the seashore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsacalamity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.

I, however, am in the Menorah tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeatingHades
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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There's a printed magazine for nearly every topic and subject, including all about fatherhood!

But it's just a crying shame none of them are called "Daddy Issues"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohawk_ADE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I took a film photo of a cosplayer of Kirito from Sword Art Online, and took it to a photo shop to have it printed.

Finally, some character development!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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Pun contest. Name our bands next "tour". Get it printed on shirts. Win imaginary gold.

Backstory: I play in a small band that does a "tour" of southern Wisconsin every year. The bands name is the Petty Thieves. This is my first year with them, but every year they come up with a tour name and make nice t-shirts and material with the tour name on them. Last two tour names were "Sticky Fingers" and "Busted!" We are looking for something related to the band name. Something clever and crime related. If it has mild sexual innuendo, all the better, but not overtly obscene. Some tour names we came up with are: Five Finger Discount, Backdoor Tour, Snatching Kisses, Kissing Snatches, Robbing the Cradle, Something something Miss Demeanors, Spread 'em, Felonious Funk, Unlawful Entry, Rhymes against Humanity, etc...

If you have anything punny, please throw it out there. Top 3 upvoted names get reddit gold. If we use your tour name, I'l send you the tshirt. Thanks kind sirs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dharmon555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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I took a photo of my friend Lee, printed it out at x2 scale and stuck it on the side of the building,

Largely for comedic purposes.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Why do Danish naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwongs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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