I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest
Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
Wife needed a protractor so she printed one out. It wasn't perfect
But it gets the point across
A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered “S”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the “S”s, the snail replied:
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
Printed two copies of a bear picture and gave it to my son today.
Then greeted him “It’s December.”
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
I got the entire Quran printed on a burlap bag
Why do Norway's naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?
So they can Scandinavian.
My 3-d printed she-shed by the seashore
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.
I, however, am in the Menorah tee.
There's a printed magazine for nearly every topic and subject, including all about fatherhood!
But it's just a crying shame none of them are called "Daddy Issues"
I took a film photo of a cosplayer of Kirito from Sword Art Online, and took it to a photo shop to have it printed.
Finally, some character development!
I took a photo of my friend Lee, printed it out at x2 scale and stuck it on the side of the building,
Largely for comedic purposes.
I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.
Why do Danish naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?
So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
1 pun was hidden from this page.
Show all.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
