Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was taught to never use the Oxford comma

by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.

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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

A comma.

A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My cat is so comfortable he went into a comma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyhellion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My cat has feet like a comma

Soft pause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LthlPnc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bound4Oregon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What's the difference between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of the paws... The other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?

The length of the pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.

For example

Ben is in a hurry

vs

Ben is in a comma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanJoshKelpie22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What kind of movies do commas watch?

commadies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beefy-lettuces
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Ah, wordplay and commas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPancake13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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People who think semi-colons & commas are the same, are missing the point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cactuscrash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My three favorite things are eating my kids and not using commas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Define comma

Well, there you go

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a good time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar.

Both of them had a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I thought I was in a comma once.

Turned out it was just a period I was going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitness_doge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjoy31
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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comma comma comma comma chameleon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozendk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What's the difference between a cat's nails and a comma?

One are claws at the end of paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

My dad just told me this, btw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drassaultrifle
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Professional eaters will go into a food comma

Because they pause but they don’t stop

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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The Oxford comma...

...is necessary, critical and essential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Comma Sutra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/newappeal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.

Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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when my cat was sleeping in a comma shape

(Pic)

"Does she have claws at the end of her paws, or is she a pause at the end of a clause?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedseitan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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An Oxford comma walks into a bar...

Orders a gin, and tonic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradfink2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2013
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma

One has claws at the end of its paws, one is a pause at the end of a clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electro_Nick_s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...

...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SummonerSpell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBungulo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...

Both of them had a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g6mrfixit
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws, at the end of its paws, The other has a pause... at the end of its clause!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobaker1313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skee_bott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nievesio145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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