Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My cat is so comfortable he went into a comma
My cat has feet like a comma
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
What's the difference between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of the paws... The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example
Ben is in a hurry
vs
Ben is in a comma
What kind of movies do commas watch?
My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
People who think semi-colons & commas are the same, are missing the point.
I thought I was in a comma once.
Turned out it was just a period I was going through.
comma comma comma comma chameleon
Professional eaters will go into a food comma
Because they pause but they don’t stop
The Oxford comma...
...is necessary, critical and essential.
""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language
youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.
Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.
when my cat was sleeping in a comma shape
(Pic)
"Does she have claws at the end of her paws, or is she a pause at the end of a clause?"
An Oxford comma walks into a bar...
My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma
One has claws at the end of its paws, one is a pause at the end of a clause
What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?
a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...
...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence
My three favorite things are eating my kids and not using commas.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a good time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar.
Both of them had a great time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...
Both of them had a great time.
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws, at the end of its paws,
The other has a pause... at the end of its clause!
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's the difference between a cat's nails and a comma?
One are claws at the end of paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
My dad just told me this, btw.
Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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