In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My cat is so comfortable he went into a comma
My cat has feet like a comma
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
What's the difference between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of the paws... The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example
Ben is in a hurry
vs
Ben is in a comma
What kind of movies do commas watch?
People who think semi-colons & commas are the same, are missing the point.
I thought I was in a comma once.
Turned out it was just a period I was going through.
comma comma comma comma chameleon
Professional eaters will go into a food comma
Because they pause but they don’t stop
The Oxford comma...
...is necessary, critical and essential.
""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language
youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.
Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.
when my cat was sleeping in a comma shape
(Pic)
"Does she have claws at the end of her paws, or is she a pause at the end of a clause?"
Jeff, an Oxford comma, and a semicolon walk into a bar.
They both had a great time.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma
One has claws at the end of its paws, one is a pause at the end of a clause
My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?
My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
My three favorite things are eating my kids and not using commas.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.
a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...
...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a good time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar.
Both of them had a great time.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...
Both of them had a great time.
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws, at the end of its paws,
The other has a pause... at the end of its clause!
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's the difference between a cat's nails and a comma?
One are claws at the end of paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
My dad just told me this, btw.
Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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