Colon Punctuation Puns

A list of puns related to "Colon Punctuation"

Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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πŸ˜‚the accuracy...πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimcyrus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Doctor to patient do you smoke?

Patient: yes.

Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myCakeDayIsOn420420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon

Me why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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why
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiro_Miyano
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Doctor: I'm afraid we've had to remove your colon

Me Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhienor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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