A list of puns related to "The Prostate"
There's a vas deferens.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
No, there’s a vas deferens between them.
I said... “Wow, that’s a meaty urologist!” 😎🤓
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
They have completely different functionality.
....but there's a vas deferens between them.
The prostate
the response was: "So your prostate is good?"
Background:
Eating dinner at a friends house with about 8 people. I have no idea how, but we started talking about prostate exams, and how men would rather have slimmer fingers than bigger ones perform the exam.
Me: Yea, I would rather have someone with smaller hands do the exam, but I would prefer a male doctor than a female.
Friend 1: Do you think there are any homosexual male proctologists?
Friend 2: I'm sure some have slipped through the cracks.
And she was saying that a lot of medical experts don't recommend digital vagina exams anymore. So I asked if they're saying the same thing with prostate exams too. When she said "no," I responded with "So they're still rectum-ending it?"
He said the cryoablation on his prostate was a success!
"Yeah, so I had a biopsy of my prostate last week. It was a real pain in the ass."
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