Penile Spines Puns

It well-known that almost mammals except humans have baculum. Even primates have this feature even if the bone is smaller. But, humans have evolved out this feature. Why?

Next, all primates have penile spines but humans beings do not. Why? Also, a significant number of human males have a conditions called pearly penile papules. It is possible that it is a vestigial form of the penile spines?

I read all the Wikipedia pages but I want to know: What are leading the leading theories about these phenomenon? And what is the consensus in the scientific community?

I recently ran across a Nature News article about how humans lost penile spines that has had me thinking about this a bit. Why do so many species of animals have penile spines?

The common argument is that penile spines help eject other male's sperm when mating. Thus, it's a form of mate competition.

However, recent research has shown that human's penises are also able to eject the sperm of other males, while at the same time not requiring spines and potentially harming the female. You'd think, in an evolutionary context, that there would be a selective advantage for males that could mate with females without hurting them. Animals tend to avoid things that hurt them.

I read up on Wikipedia about penile spines a bit, and they say:

>In species which retain the full expression of penile spines, penile spines contribute to sexual pleasure and quicker orgasms.

but the citation for that sentence is a web site that won't load, and the paper the web site is presumably talking about (the same paper the Nature News article talks about) doesn't mention this at all.

How well supported is the above hypothesis? Why doesn't there appear to be selection to find a less harmful way of ejecting other male's semen during mating?

Here is all the penis slang I could find, courtesy of the internet

1. A

2. Ace in the hole

3. Acorn Andy

4. Action Jackson

5. Adam Halfpint

6. Admiral Winky

7. African black snake

8. Afro man

9. AIDS baster

10. AIDS grenade, The

11. Alabama blacksnake

12. Albino cave dweller

13. All-day sucker

14. Anaconda

15. Anal impaler

16. Anal intruder

17. Anal Spear

18. Ankle spanker

19. Apple-headed monster

20. Ass blaster

21. Ass pirate

22. Ass wedge

23. Astralgod

24. Auger-headed gut wrench

25. B

26. Ba-donk-a-donk

27. Baby maker

28. Baby's arm holding an apple

29. Baby's arm in a boxing glove

30. Bacon bazooker

31. Bacon rod

32. Badboy

33. Bagpipe

34. Bald Avenger, The

35. Bald butler

36. Bald-headed beauty

37. Bald-headed giggle stick

38. Bald-headed hermit

39. Bald-headed Jesus

40. Bald-headed yogurt slinger

41. Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

42. Ball buddy

43. Baloney pony

44. Banana

45. Bat and balls

46. Battering ram

47. Bayonet

48. Bavarian Beefstick

49. Beard splitter

50. Bearded burglar

51. Beastus maximus

52. Beaver buster

53. Beaver Cleaver

54. Bed snake

55. Beef baton

56. Beef bayonet

57. Beef belt buckle

58. Beef bugle

59. Beef bus

60. Beef missile

61. Beef soldier

62. Beef stick

63. Beefy McManstick

64. Bell rope

65. Belly stick

66. Best leg of three

67. (Big) Beanpole

68. Big Dick & the twins

69. Big Dickus

70. Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

71. Big Jim and the Twins

72. Big Johnson

73. Big Lebowski

74. Big number one

75. Big Mac

76. Big red

77. Big rod

78. Big Uncle

79. Biggus Dickus

80. Bilbo Baggins

81. Bishop, The

82. Bishop with his nice red hat

83. Bitch blaster

84. Bitch stick

85. Bits and pieces

86. Blind butler

87. Blind snake

88. Blood blunt

89. Blood slug

90. Blood sword

91. Blow pop

92. Blowtorch

93. Blue steel

94. Blue-veined jackhammer

95. Blue-veined junket pumper

96. Blue-veined piccolo

97. Blue-veined puss chucker

98. Blue-veiner

99. Blunt

100. Bob

101. Bob Dole

102. Bob Johnson

103. Bobo

104. Bone

105. Bone phone

106. Bone rollercoaster

107. Boneless beef

108. Boneless fish

109. Boner

110. Boney cannelloni

111. Bone-her

112. Bop gun

113. Bottle rocket

114. Bow-legged swamp donkey

115. Box buster

116. Boybrush

117. Bradford and the pair

118. Bratwurst

119. Breakfast burrito

120. Breakfast wood

121. Broom

122. Brutus

123. Bubba

124. Bulbulous big-knob

125. Bumtickler

126. Bush beater

127. Bush rusher

128. Bushwhacker

129. Buster Hymen

130. Buster McThunderstick

131. Butt blaster

132. Butt pirate

133. Butter churn

134. Butt

Hey there,

I have gone through a lot the past few months from dizziness, numbness to severe pain, insomnia, sleep apnea, choking, autoimmune conditions. I've done 6 Blood Tests, a CT Scan and 4 Hospital A&E visits, 14 doctor visits, more if you count MAU (Medical Assessment Unit). The doctors here in Ireland don't believe in Candida and was even told by head staff here in Ireland, that they do not believe in any sort of Candida. I got really bad fairly quickly and was put on antibiotics for a week (Co-Amoxiclav) after being in hospital which made everything much worse. I've been keeping very detailed journals and doing countless hours of research to get to the bottom of this.

Never in my life I could think this would exist. I had no idea about it, everything connected the dots. Spit test and a culture test conducted at home. Its in my stool also (excreting just white mucus with a fasting diet/antifungals, especially a good fungicidal soup)

There are a lot of ways I could have got this, it's hard to determine where from exactly and how long I may have had this.

My initial symptoms were (beginning of June): Gradual loss of cognitive sharpness after very heavy constant smoking and very high caffeine consumption and alcohol. [I was a heavy smoker before but when I introduced a lot of caffeine I started to get all of these symptoms]. Slight itch inside my right ear. What seemed like bone pain then shortly a month after but I thought it was a muscle constriction but I've determined it's a pulmonary artery in my right arm. The pain wouldn't go away until I calmed down. But eould also be there if I had to lift my arm for a little while. had no problems for a month then after, except for my arms, it spread to both eventually, right in the middle of my inner forearms. I did start to develop penile discharge, white under the foreskin and a slight burning when I would use the burning, yellow fingernails, itchy rectum, a constant itch in my right ear, yellowing of my skin. After having a much more poorer diet, I never thought not much of it to be honest. I had about 6 days of diarrhea but it eventually subsided. Again never thought anything of it, ridiculously. [These symptoms have disappeared about a month later when I decided to clean up my diet slightly and drop smoking, alcohol and caffeine after the numbness which I will mention below. But I was eating a lot of sugar and starches still].

I still have oral thrush in the back of my throat which I believ

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The statistics say 33% of men have PPP, the white bumps usually in 2 rows on the edge of the penis head. It's normal, harmless and not a STD.

Has that affected your sexlife in any way, has someone ever thought it was a STD or turned you down for it?

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

I have pelvic and butt pain going back at least 3 years, but ED especially has gotten worse and worse in the last year with random pain in my groin and genitals. For the past 4 months it has gotten to the point where I can never get a full erection and there's absolutely no way I would be able to have sex. In addition, there are days where I've had complete numbness in my groin and butt, difficulty urinating, constipation, abdominal pain, and sciatica symptoms including numbness, pain and foot drop.

I have had an MRI of my entire spine at this point and consulted a couple of neurologists who both agree there's nothing wrong with my spinal cord that explains these symptoms. After consulting with urologist, ordered pelvic floor PT and ordered a penile Doppler ultrasound but I have to wait a few weeks for that, but the Dr. had no answers for me.

As time goes on I'm losing hope that I will ever be able to have a normal sex life or erections ever again. I asked one neurologist for a pelvic MRI because I suspect some kind of piriformis syndrome or nerve entrapment in my hip but my concerns were dismissed.

Has anyone had symptoms this severe? And should I start with pelvic floor PT or try and get another doctor to order a pelvic MRI? I am really losing hope here and feel like serious nerve damage is being missed. Thanks and sorry for the long post.

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

He lost May

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Put it on my bill

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Brothers, I think I found the answer to this syndrome is just doing the cycle in reverse, I don't know if everyone but this started because I suffer from OCD, obsessive compulsive disorder that generates anxiety, stress, excess of bad practice of edging masturbation and porn addiction.

You just have to see what they did wrong before having this condition and not fall into the same as if it were a restart.

for example

You watched a lot of pornography and you jerked off every day until you endured the ejaculation so as not to stay tired and continue watching porn, now you have to put that aside.

If before you did strength exercises without stretching the muscles and without resting the corresponding 8 hours, now you have to start with the basic exercises of the gym, stretching, cardio, squats and step up and get enough sleep.

If before you were stressed, anxious, depressed and had any other disorder, better go to the trusted psychologist to send you cognitive therapies, they help to be more sure of themselves and put anxiety and everything else aside.

If you were hypersexual before and not now, because your libido is at 0, I would recommend going to a sexologist, a psychologist specializing in sexual health, when psychologists know all our problems we also free ourselves from them and with therapies we can return that normal libido since porn it affects our reward and dopamine symptoms.

never leave aside the urologist even if sometimes they think we are crazy, without their authorization they cannot authorize us the medications or other tests in case it is the problem it is not muscular if not arterial it is better to have your eps up to date, because we remember that the eps also has a good multidisciplinary team and the exams are free.

The best tests to rule this out are the penile doppler or angiogram, magnetic resonance imaging of the spine and abdominal and pelvic ultrasound, because these tests are important due to the symptoms that are similar to venous leakage, dysfunction or injury to the pelvic floor or some herin or tumor that is blocking or squeezing the lower limbs.

I also believe that without exams it can be ruled out, if you ever feel that you return to normal or feel improvement, with what I say the problem is probably at the muscular level, if it does not improve over time and with changes of habit it is because the problem It would be more at the arterial or neurological level so they could perform some surgery

In your insurance t

Brothers, I think I found the answer to this syndrome is just doing the cycle in reverse, I don't know if everyone but this started because I suffer from OCD, obsessive compulsive disorder that generates anxiety, stress, excess of bad practice of edging masturbation and porn addiction.

You just have to see what they did wrong before having this condition and not fall into the same as if it were a restart.

for example

You watched a lot of pornography and you jerked off every day until you endured the ejaculation so as not to stay tired and continue watching porn, now you have to put that aside.

If before you did strength exercises without stretching the muscles and without resting the corresponding 8 hours, now you have to start with the basic exercises of the gym, stretching, cardio, squats and step up and get enough sleep.

If before you were stressed, anxious, depressed and had any other disorder, better go to the trusted psychologist to send you cognitive therapies, they help to be more sure of themselves and put anxiety and everything else aside.

If you were hypersexual before and not now, because your libido is at 0, I would recommend going to a sexologist, a psychologist specializing in sexual health, when psychologists know all our problems we also free ourselves from them and with therapies we can return that normal libido since porn it affects our reward and dopamine symptoms.

never leave aside the urologist even if sometimes they think we are crazy, without their authorization they cannot authorize us the medications or other tests in case it is the problem it is not muscular if not arterial it is better to have your eps up to date, because we remember that the eps also has a good multidisciplinary team and the exams are free.

The best tests to rule this out are the penile doppler or angiogram, magnetic resonance imaging of the spine and abdominal and pelvic ultrasound, because these tests are important due to the symptoms that are similar to venous leakage, dysfunction or injury to the pelvic floor or some herin or tumor that is blocking or squeezing the lower limbs.

I also believe that without exams it can be ruled out, if you ever feel that you return to normal or feel improvement, with what I say the problem is probably at the muscular level, if it does not improve over time and with changes of habit it is because the problem It would be more at the arterial or neurological level so they could perform some surgery

In your insurance t