Why did Mr and Mrs Barnacle go to couples' counselling?

Because thier marriage was the rocks.

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What did the snail say when barnacles tried to attach to him?

Iā€™m not lichen that ...

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What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

You seakelp

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What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?

A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl)

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