Barnacle Puns

Why did Mr and Mrs Barnacle go to couples' counselling?

Because thier marriage was the rocks.

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👤︎ u/twentyninewoodchucks

📅︎ Apr 13 2021

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Saltwater croc 😂

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/WeChelsiFire

📅︎ Mar 28 2021

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What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

You seakelp

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/DeanStillYeets

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?

A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl)

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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