What do you call a pet leech?

A little clingy.

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📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was thinking about cracking a joke about leeches..

But it'll probably suck. Then I also thought about dropping a joke about clothing but decided against it because it'll probably sock too...

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👤︎ u/Mrs_Ross
📅︎ Jun 10 2021
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I would like to say a joke about leeches

but I'm too afraid it might suck.

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👤︎ u/Orrie0
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Leeching off others imgur.com/nEccPci
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👤︎ u/hawk6242
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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Those damn leeches.

My Dad would grip the top of my head, and the conversation went a follows:

Dad: Know what this is? Me: What? Dad: Its a brain leech. Know what it's doing? Me: What? Dad: Starving. :3

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👤︎ u/marisunday
📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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Food contamination warning!

Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.

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📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What is a skeleton's favorite flavor of oatmeal?

LEECHES and SCREAM

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woooOOOOoooOOOooo, haaaaappy hallooooweeeeen!

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👤︎ u/Scutshakes
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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This is a joke about leeches

It sucks!!

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