A list of puns related to "Thongs"
It’s a whale of a tale.
Juans
It was a flop.
It's changed every thong
pi-thongs?
A late bloomer.
A thong of ice and fire.
I told her "I guess that thong isn't really fun-to-wear then." Commence that eye roll and head shake.
An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
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