Underwear Name Puns

Brief case

Butt hat’s none of my business.

I tell them he's the Fruit of the Womb.

Over with my friends family. My friends sister plays volleyball on a highschool team. Talking about the team:

The dad: "So hows Lacy been doing?" Sister: "Lacy? Who are you talking about?" The dad: "You know, Lacy." Sister: "I dont know anyone named Lacy" The dad:"Sure you do, Lacy underwear!"

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My nephew doesn't like to wear underwear. His dad's name is Scott.

Dad: Ya know the Scottish don't wear underwear beneath their kilts. I wonder if [nephew] is Scottish. Me: He is Scott...ish

We were watching Family Fued when suddenly:

>Steve: Name a place where a man would wear his best underwear

>Contestant: Church

>Dad: Why wouldn't you want holy underwear at church?

Got up from the table shaking my head letting out a groan