Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If anyone has any advice for cosmetic surgery that’s gone terribly wrong...

My wife is all ears

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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There was a survey in the cosmetics department...

...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.

I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I lost my daughter’s cosmetics bag...

I wonder how I’ll make up for this mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.

His name was Exfoliant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?

Nail polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moses1Eye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What cosmetic does DNA put on?

Genetic makeup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tangsman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...

I have half a mind to tell em where to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Controversial cosmetic surgeon raises a few eyebrows
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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A cosmetics company has finally discovered the leading cause of skin dryness

It's towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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Cosmetic Dadjoke

I was blathering on about eyeshadow to my mother and I said that I know way too much about makeup. She says it certainly seems that way.

Dad: "Don't believe a word she says, she's just making it up."

OH, DAD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScathachRises
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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[REQUEST] Can Anyone help me come up with a punny spartan helmet name/description?

I want to rename an item I use in a video game to something clever. The helmet is a spartan helmet painted gold so anything witty would be nice! Thanks in advance!

I should probably add the item is a helmet and is cosmetic. The character weilds a rocket launcher and is from teamfortress to anyone familiar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifailftw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2013
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How come mermaids are always so pretty?

Cosmetic sturgeons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Grandfather still has dad jokes

So my grandfather and grandmother just drove to our house from Texas and brought all their necessities for the next few days. As we were unloading their car, my grandma pulls out a bag of cosmetics and medications and joked that it was everything they needed. Instantly, my grandfather said, "Hey, that bag could make you pretty sick."

Damn it, Papa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SongOfIceAndLiars
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Remember when cosmetic surgery was a very taboo subject?

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bryce-I-guess
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Even mentioning cosmetic surgery was once taboo...

...but say, "botox" and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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