What is an orthopedic surgeon's favorite time?

10-donitis

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👤︎ u/elster000
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help

But I stand corrected.

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👤︎ u/mlenotyou
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees

I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.

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👤︎ u/DAMWrite1
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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My doc seems to think I either have a wizard or orthopedic footwear...

He said I have mage or healthy shoes.

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📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why is a Nephrologist like a Pediatric Orthopedic Specialist?

they both study Kidneys (kid knees)

I'm a medical transportation coordinator and have spent too much time listening to medical terminology. Help me.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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How Do You Start An Argument with an Orthopedic Surgeon?

I Have a Bone To Pick With You!

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📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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A night club owner begs an orthopedic surgeon to help his business.

"But why me?" Asks the orthopedic surgeon.

"Who else can fix the hippest joint in town!?"

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📅︎ Sep 03 2017
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He doesn't even wear orthopedic shoes

Dad: I got some new orthopenic shoes.

Joke Victim: You mean orthopedic?

Dad: I stand corrected!

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📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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The Orthopedics Made a Choir

Called it "A Patella"

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👤︎ u/zatch17
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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I recently bought a new pair of Orpothedic shoes

Doctor: No, it's pronounced 'Orthopedic'

Me: Ah, I stand corrected

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Pansexuals shouldn’t come out of the closet

They should come out of the pantry

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👤︎ u/husselite
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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My dad texted me and needed me to settle a dispute between him and my mom

My Dad: Mom and I are disagreeing...is your truck a Chevy or a Dodge?

Me: Haha it's a Dodge, the other two were Chevys

My Dad: Oh, I thought it was a Chevy. Well, orthopedic shoes...

Me: What? Orthopedic shoes???

My Dad: Yes!

Me: What the hell do orthopedic shoes have to do with my truck? Hahaha

My Dad: Orthopedic shoes...I stand corrected!

Me: facepalm and groan

Love you, dad!

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📅︎ Dec 13 2014
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"I'm always one step ahead!"

Says the man with the orthopedic shoes.

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👤︎ u/John_r628
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Not sure how many Pro Wrestling fans on here but, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is a pro dad joker.

One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.

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👤︎ u/SethIdol
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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I thought orthopedic shoes were overrated.

Now I stand corrected.

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📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help

But I stand corrected.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help...

...but I stand corrected.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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I didn't think my orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected.
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👤︎ u/patentpunk
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help...

...but I stand corrected.

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📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help me...

I stand corrected.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would work

But I stand corrected

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👤︎ u/Desmoire
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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I stand corrected...

Said the man in his new orthopedic shoes

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📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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